You won't have to worry if you left the TV on when you left home...or, lord forbid...the iron!
You won't have to watch any more episodes of "Survivor." -heck, you're LIVING Survivor.
You won't have to figure out where you put your car keys again. That goes for house keys, too.
You can serve popcorn, raisins and zucchini chips for dinner, and nobody will complain.
No more folding laundry!!
No more laundry! (just toss the dirty stuff and get a voucher for new stuff)
Nor more counting calories! (You're officially on the eat it where you can, even if you hate it diet.)
No more bikini waxes!
You don't have to be nice to the neighbor you hate anymore....you don't have a neighbor.
And the number one reason to be glad you are homeless: You will learn what you are really made of.
And you can't buy that kind of action anywhere.
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